I feel like a human bowling ball when I leave the office. there are a ton of clueless tourists around that clog up the street and don't (evidently) know how to walk. a five minute walk now takes 15, and people actually stand there, in the way and don't even know it. it's not cynicism on my part. I've been hit by more kids and baby strollers in the last two weeks than I care to talk about. I have nephews and love them dearly...so it's not a hatred of children either...I don't know what it is.
I just imagine myself as a human bowling ball though as I travel on my way to or from...and I award myself points for those peeps that I can get around...the larger the person, or gathering, the more points...the less space to get by, even more points...getting by without being hit by a baby stroller or umbrella...bells and whistles. half the time I'm imagining that I'm knocking them down...but that's only in my head!
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