the art of laziness

I know that it's cold out here in NYC, I was out in it. There's a little tex-mex take out place down the street from the gym. I pass it as walk from the subway to the gym. Today, on the way to the gym, I almost got run over by the delivery guy running out the door. He promptly got on the delivery bike (which is electric motor powered by the way) and sped past me, again almost knocking me over, a few houses later. Two houses after that, the guy is off the bike, locking it up to the fence and running up the steps to ring the bell. He rode the bike less than half a block to deliver the food. I would have been at the door before the delivery guy walking with all the time that he was spending, locking and unlocking the bike. That's the art of laziness!!!