Fashion Police

sometimes (okay - alot of the time) I wish I had a little badge that I could whip out and just say "Fashion Police, change your outfit or go somewhere you can't be seen." Do people not have mirrors at home? Friends? Family? Does nobody look at them and tell them the truth? That dress is way to short (in which case you should definitely be wearing PANTIES under it), or that bust line makes them look lop sided, or those pants make you look like you're packing a banana and not in a good way. I know I'm not a fashion plate all the time, but if I'm leaving the house, I at least look presentable - even going to the gym I can run errands before or afterwards.